A panda walks into a diner. He orders a sandwhich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes its way towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“I’m a panda,” says the bear. [...]
Archive for April 27th, 2007
Eats, Shoots and Leaves
Posted in Books, Writing on 27 April 2007 | 2 Comments »
