So I finally did some productive writing tonight (this blog being essentially UNproductive, if fun). I went to writing on my website, filling in on one of my storylines. The way the webiste works, you team up with other people to write a story, each of you writing a bit from your character’s perspective.
Tonight I was writing for Cheap Trick. She’s my Jenny McCarthy-based roller derby queen Expisco. An Expisco is a half-demon who can sense chaos and gets a high from it. Her storyline, which I was invited to join in on by one of our members, is essentially going to be a bar brawl. Tonight I wrote the piece where she heads to the bar.
One thing I like to do when I write at this particular bar is come up with interesting musical group names and bad lyrics. The two previous groups I’d invented were The Bearded Clams and Tuna Taco (OK, maybe there’s a theme there). The lyrics to their songs were as follows:
It was raining last Thursday
When I shot my mama dead.
I sunk a hatchet in her chest
And put a couple slugs in her head.I’d always wanted to kill her
Since I was only three.
I tried to smother her with a piller
The day I turned thirteen.And:
I don’t wanna’ hear you whine
About your mama honey.
Mine wanted to abort me,
But she didn’t have the money.
So you can see I tend to get my “twisted” on when I start writing about the bands. Tonights band was 5th Grade Dropouts. I haven’t stuck any lyrics in yet. Any ideas out there in cyberspace?
The link to the story: http://www.kaotherworld.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5244
Shatami, the first character writing, is written by a girl who goes by the name Cia. Cheap Trick is mine. Enjoy!
